But hangovers suck. When you wake up that Saturday morning with a killer headache, a pocket full of receipts and a whole lot of un-answered questions....the only thing that makes you feel better is laughing about the dumb sh*t you did...
These nifty lil toys I found can turn a boring old night into a straight up par-tay.
This cooler made me a little too excited. Being that summer is just around the corner all I am dreaming of is floating the Clackamas River with a cooler full of Bud Light. I can see it now... you're soakin' up some rays, chattin' it up with friends, having a great time when "OH-NO"...All of a sudden your beer is empty and the cooler is 2 rafts back!!! Well never fear the Shoot a Brew Cooler is here. Watch and learn folks.
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Bott-leggin' |
Being a bartender myself, I do not condone bringing your own alcohol into a bar. However-It's a recession. And sometimes a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. (Well obviously make the boys where it as it won't go very good with a pair of stilettos.) Times are tough and BYOB'in it to your favorite spot sometimes has to happen. So be discreet about it with this alcohol ankle bracelet.
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Never lose your drink again! Also found at |
Do you ever get so schwasted that you forget where your put your beverage? Guilty. This beeper for you beer device is completely genius. In fact, I'm not sure why I didn't think of it myself.
Boys...Brace yourselves.This next beautiful piece of icey-booze filled wonder is a perfect addition to your man cave, garage, basement...well you get the idea. Just make sure to put it away when your mom drops off groceries. Brrr-illiant!
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Iced Boob "Lick-her" Luge just go check it out...after you finish reading, duh. |
After you've sucked down a few cocktails...you might be hearing last call and need to start wrapping this show up. These handy dancy 'lil napkins can help even the sloppiest of slops. I wish we had these at the Gemini to hand out as people closed their tabs...
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Couldn't be a better name: http://www.incrediblethings.com/ Drink responsibly, muah! xox |
hahahaha!!! This was so funny! Guilty as charged...I lost my memory of the night before and 1000MOP in my bank account in one night - crazy! love that napkin thing, I think I actually do need it, except I live in Macao and cab drivers here don't understand a word of english (believe me) -
ReplyDeleteGreat post! I had a good laugh with it :D
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